can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

Do you guys check out the boot barn blog at all??? it’s really fucking good and has some of the best refferance photos avaliable for cowboy posting I’ve ever come across that isn’t the same five images on pintrest

Like im serious guys, some of the boot barn lookbooks take my fucking breath away 

Bringing back my little Sailor Senshi re-designs; sort of combining different things about their manga concept art and various versions, but also adding in new features and such (I wanted to imagine something like a "base" for the Guardian uniforms that has changes to match the style of the individual. they still have a sailor collar, but it's a little more magical/sci-fi than their school uniforms, and different variations of shoes/skirts/shorts/gloves). The girls all have more distinct body-types, and while this is a simplified style, they have different features as well (in some ways just adding a little more emphasis on details from their original designs; Jupiter has thick/wavy hair and is taller than the others. Venus and Mars are very similar, but Mars is a bit more angular. even though Sailor Moon is usually the shortest, I like to Imagine Mercury being the tiniest of this group. she and Moon are also a more chubby than the other girls~)

the way cishet people talk about sex is so fucking depressing. anal sex is kinky. oral is foreplay. i think if you told them sex doesn’t have to involve genitals at all they’d explode

i’m not sure if i’d be able to find it bc i don’t think i saved it but i saw a tiktok a few weeks ago of a trans woman talking about her experience of having sex with trans men, and she brought up that specifically she refuses to see it as ‘penetration’ or ‘penis in vagina’ because she doesn’t feel that way, she doesn’t understand why the penis takes the dominant role. Instead, for her, it’s more like being engulfed, swallowed, surrounded. And i’ve been like. thinking about that constantly ever since. I don’t think that referring to it as penetration is bad, but i think that theres an assumed importance of that certain aspect of sex, that the most important factor to whether something ‘counts’ is the dominance assumed by the role of penetration, with fingers, a toy, etc. In a lot of ways, as a trans man, i’ve learned to distance myself from my body. I am able to feel through peices of plastic better than my actual nerve endings. I feel that the act of transitioning sometimes upsets this hierarchy of sex. The idea that someone may use their body in a way seen as traditional sex but not view it through a traditional lens can be just as terrifying to people as someone not having traditional sex at all. It’s really difficult to articulate. Sex can be a lot of things to a lot of people, and i find it so frustrating when people limit the ways they are able to describe and connect with their bodies because of assumptions that something is not ‘real sex’ because it doesnt involve a certain act, or that penetration is inheritly more accurate or important than alternate views, such as the one i described before.

Who wants to see Mobius? You do!

Literally the handsomest boy in the whole wide world.

So I picked the right name, clearly.

EXTINCTION, now available as part of the ShortBox Comics Fair!

A Legion land survey finds something they cannot identify on the border between the steppe-cities and the lands of the Wildercourt. To ascertain the nature of their strange discovery, the Legion solicits help from the wife and curator to the scientific legacy of the late Dr. Sorsa. Dr. Sorsa’s widow travels to the borders to find an enlightening truth - one which might finally land a decisive conclusion to the Sorsa legacy.

CW: death, body horror, depictions of dead people and animals

A little less than one week left for the ShortBox Comics Fair! If you'd like to pick up my comic Extinction, now is a great time to do so. :}

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

I like the versions that have Elves natural processes take longer in proportion. So maybe its very hard to get them drunk, but once they are drunk they stay that way for days or weeks. So culturally they're still cautious about it for that reason. Some elf societies everyone is just continuously a bit drunk

Translation:

Hey, people. Today we're cooking a little puppy to serve with the rice we have over there. We let it simmer for a while.

Ten minutes later, there it is, a bit brown, we stir it a little and let it simmer for another 10 minutes.

Now it must be almost done... Yeah, it's almost done to perfection. I'm gonna give it 5 seconds more... Uh? My mother's calling, I'm gonna check what does she want.

Oh, damn it...! I left it like 5 minutes... (gasps) it's burned, it's burned it'sburnedit'sburnedit'sburned. We'll have to leave this recipe for other day. No, look how it ended up! it's charred, completely charred